Froggy

OK, so I did spend the weekend in Paris with friends, and we did drink a little wine, and we did stay up late (Friday night: sitting around the table and drinking some herbal tea; Saturday night: wandering the streets of Paris due to Nuits Blanches, not finding any bars considered suitable by me (primary rejection criteria: too crowded, too smoky), and finally drinking some herbal tea back at our friends' table)... but the reason my voice sounds like this is because I have a cold -- not because of my exciting weekend!

Why doesn't anybody believe me?